Cheesy Chinese phrases to use to pickup a girl

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Whether you are at a college party, cocktail reception or just on the street, we have all crossed paths with seemingly attractive Chinese girls. But because you’re incompetent at the Chinese language, you crossed her off your list before you had the chance to talk with her.

What if I told you that there is now a way to ensure that you will never miss out on those chances again?

Here are some Chinese phrases which are sure to bring smiles instead of slaps across the face.

Thank me later.
Let’s start with the classics:

除了当美女, 你还有别的爱好吗?
(Chú le dàng měi nǚ, nǐ hái yǒu bié de ài hào ma?)
Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?

我不记得我的电话号码了。你可以告诉我你的吗?
(Wǒ bù jì dé wǒ de diàn huà hào mǎ le. Nǐ kě yǐ gào sù wǒ nǐ de ma?)
I lost my phone number. Can you give me yours?

Good job! Now let’s move on:

我想问最近的机场在哪?因为我一看到你,我的心就起飞了。
(Wǒ xiǎng wèn zuì jìn de jī chǎng zài nǎ? Yīn wèi wǒ yī kàn dào nǐ, wǒ de xīn jiù qǐ fēi le.)
Where is the nearest airport? My heart took off the moment I saw you.

请问刚才地震吗?因为你震撼了我的心。
(Qǐng wèn gāng cái shì dì zhèn ma? Yīn wèi nǐ zhèn hàn le wǒ de xīn)
Was there an earthquake? Because you shook my heart.

我可以跟你拍照吗?因为我想证明给大家看这个世界上真的有天使。
(Wǒ kě yǐ gēn nǐ pāi zhào ma? Yīn wèi wǒ xiǎng zhèng míng gěi dà jiā kàn zhè ge shì jiè shàng zhēn de yǒu tiān shǐ.)
May I take a photo with you? I want to prove to everyone that there really are angels in this world.

Awesome job! Now let’s go on to the advanced:

 

请问你什么时候交房租给我?因为你一直住在我的心里。
(Qǐng wèn nǐ shén me shí hòu jiāo zū gěi wǒ? Yīn wèi nǐ yī zhí zhù zài wǒ de xīn lǐ.)
When are you going to pay me rent? Because you have always been living in my heart

 

你的爸爸是小偷吗?因为他偷走了全宇宙的星星,然后放了在你的眼睛里。
(Nǐ de bà ba shì xiǎo tōu ma? Yīn wèi tā tōu zǒule quán yǔzhòu de xīngxīng, rán hòu fàng le zài nǐ de yǎn jīng lǐ)
Is your father a thief? Because he stole all of the stars from the universe and placed them in your eyes.

 

听说亲吻是一种爱的语言。我们可以一起聊天吗?
(Tīng shuō qīn wěn shì yī zhǒng ài de yǔ yán. Nà wǒ men kě yǐ yī qǐ liáo tiān ma?)
I heard that kissing is a language of love. So may we have a conversation together?

Here’s an extra one for those who have mastered the ones above: (For those who’ve watched: 神雕侠女- The Return of the Condor Heroes)

如果你是小龙女,我可以当你的杨过吗?
(Rú guǒ nǐ shì xiǎo lóng nǚ, wǒ kěyǐ dāng nǐ de yáng guò ma?)
May I be your Yang Guo if you were Xiao Long Nu?

Good Luck!

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